exai:

rest in pieces mutavore

exai:

rest in pieces mutavore

zenamiarts:

Luciano gets to be a bartender for the Strippervale AU, so this is my thanks to caariosamu / goddess-in-green!! Nothing quite like being demi and working at the King’s Ransom, chatting with the dancers before the show. Drink-mixing is a science, you know. At least he’s the kind of drink-jockey who’s willing to listen to your problems and offer some sound advice. 
Regular clientele know that if they show up early on Sundays, the might hear the bartender belting Phantom of the Opera to the distracted staff while he wipes down counters.
(Carro’s Cecil, obvs.)

zenamiarts:

Luciano gets to be a bartender for the Strippervale AU, so this is my thanks to caariosamugoddess-in-green!! Nothing quite like being demi and working at the King’s Ransom, chatting with the dancers before the show. Drink-mixing is a science, you know. At least he’s the kind of drink-jockey who’s willing to listen to your problems and offer some sound advice. 

Regular clientele know that if they show up early on Sundays, the might hear the bartender belting Phantom of the Opera to the distracted staff while he wipes down counters.

(Carro’s Cecil, obvs.)

whethervane:

yamino:

Amethyst is a pug, Pearl is an Italian Greyhound, and Garnet is a Standard Poodle.
…I didn’t even have to edit the design at all for her, look at this:

This post was inspired by emlan who draws lots of doges.

how the FUCK did i never see this

whethervane:

yamino:

Amethyst is a pug, Pearl is an Italian Greyhound, and Garnet is a Standard Poodle.

…I didn’t even have to edit the design at all for her, look at this:

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This post was inspired by emlan who draws lots of doges.

how the FUCK did i never see this

yamino:

The owner of the Crystal Doges is a weird guy. At least, I think he’s the owner.  He doesn’t talk much, but he seems friendly.

yamino:

The owner of the Crystal Doges is a weird guy. At least, I think he’s the owner.  He doesn’t talk much, but he seems friendly.

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

pothepolarbear:

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.

THANK YOU

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer




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comicshans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

I have waited my entire fucking life for this audiopost

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

arythusa:

THE RETURN OF GRAVITY FALLS!!

This was one of the first episodes I worked on when I was first hired as a revisionist. It looks amazing and I am crazy excited to see the final product!

Side note: um, badass!Stan is troublingly fun to draw.